Gun Laws win Minority Approval

Above: John Wayne celebrates the news of possible looser gun controls with fellow cowboys

Bahía Esmeralda, Liberalia

Cowboys and bandits across the Liberalian Old West have celebrated the news that parliament is seriously considering arming them to the teeth. The possibility of the "Right to Bare Arms" act passing means that soon, the much-oppressed criminal minority of Liberalia will once again be granted its God-given right to shoot whoever it likes.
"It's about time," Said local redneck Rusty MacClean, "I can't wait to get me a shotgun and hitch me a wagon. Yee-haw!"
Concern from Liberalia's oppressive, satan-worshipping Liberals over this illustrates just why left-wingers came straight from the bowels of hell, to test decent God-fearing people and their right to kill. Hippies and communists across the region are doing their darndest to stop people from enjoying their weapons as God himself intended. In a cynical attempt to damage guns, it appears some of the flower-power mob have even been trying to insert flower petals into the barrels of the guns of respectable, ordinary robbers. In a few weeks time, however, this will no longer be a problem, because they will all be shot.